zap it!

its a rather famous appliance in this day and age. i think the saying goes ' if it goes 3,2,1.. ding! dinner's done!' well, my microwave took the big ol' crapper. i figured the whole in-n-out droning of the nasty machine was a good sign that i was getting more radiation than any contents i wished to heat up. to the trash it must go...

walking through walmart, sadly enough the very day it took its last trip, i pondered buying another. a replacement. maybe even schnazzy enough to match the other stainless steel appliances i own. (really only one, but i had to start somewhere..) i decided against it though. what good are they anyway? radiation is not known to be mans best friend. this is a documented fact. and however "safe" they say it is, i'll vouch for being on the safer side. i mean i don't use it that much. or so i thought...

it is now a week later and i cannot count how many times i have turned around only to find my "barely used microwave" being missed. late night snacks for example. most lack the warmth sufficient to make them yummy. and where are you dratted microwave?! the garbage... so i thought i didn't use it much. bummer, i was wrong.

ah well, like i said, you have to start somewhere. buh-bye late night carb-filled goodies, buh-bye quick fix dinners for three, hello new start. i suppose i am healthier for it. even after a week. you will be missed '3,2,1.. ding'...