take-out

i saw something today that brought a whole new meaning, and picture, to the terms:

"take out or delivery?"

"from our table to yours"

"eating on the run"

"fast food"

this adorable, little, china man drove by in his '89 Toyota Corolla with a dining room table tied to the HOOD of his car. let me say this again. his HOOD. not the trunk. not the roof. not even hanging out the windows. it was tied to the hood. amazing.