"rush" hour

bumper to bumper. slower than sludge. stressing the time. watching gas evaporate. karaoke! the wheels on the bus go... a thousand games of i-spy. brake, go, brake, go. average of 7.6 miles per hour. your grandma rules! daily, national rear-end hour. snap, i forgot my makeup bag. don't forget to finish your math. snooze button amplified. 20 minute lane change. are we there yet?...

to the naive eye this could read like the slowest day of your life. to everyone else, this is called RUSH hour. go figure.